Category Archives: Story Box

Faith and Optimism

As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a local Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one … Continue reading

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A dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other

A young boy enters the barbershop and Bill the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two … Continue reading

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A man walks into a bar …

Some jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender eyed them suspiciously but finally said, “Okay. I’ll serve you. But don’t start anything.” … Guy walks into a bar. Orders a drink. Somebody yells out “53” and everybody laughs. Somebody … Continue reading

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The Zen Hot Dog

One day a Buddhist with a sense of humor walked up to a hot dog vendor, smiles and says, “Make me one with everything!” The vendor smiled and gave him the hot dog. They laugh together, and the Buddhist hands … Continue reading

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The Hereafter

The pastor visited an elderly member in her home and remarked, “Ma’am, at your age you should spend more time thinking about the hereafter.” She told him, “Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am-in the parlor, upstairs, … Continue reading

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There's a terrible blizzard. The pastor pushes his way through the drifts

There’s a terrible blizzard. The pastor pushes his way through the drifts from the parsonage to the church to find only one congregant present, an old farmer. The pastor asks if he wants him to conduct the service anyway. The farmer … Continue reading

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The Church Mouse

“ At the church council meeting, the chair said that people had been seeing a mouse in the church every week for some time. The pastor said, “Well let’s make it a member. Then we’ll see it only twice a … Continue reading

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Give us this day …

“Nescafé manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, ‘Your Eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafé is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if … Continue reading

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Church Bulletin Bloopers The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s … Continue reading

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Sunday School Jokes

The Junior Sunday School Teacher asked her eight eager 10 year-olds if they would give a $1,000,000 to the missionaries. “Yes!” they all screamed! “Would you give $1,000?” Again, they shouted “YES!” How about $100?” “Oh, yes we would!” they … Continue reading

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