Church Bulletin Bloopers
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”
Don’t let worry kill you—let the church help.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon from E.J. Stubbs.
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m.. Please use the back door of the church.
The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m.. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance.
Jean will be leaning a weight management series Wednesday nights. She uses the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church. Music will follow.
Thursday Night—Potluck Dinner. Prayer and medication to follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Quoted from http://www.pastoralcareinc.com/resources/sermon-helps/jokes-for-sermons/