Some jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender eyed them suspiciously but finally said, “Okay. I’ll serve you. But don’t start anything.”
Guy walks into a bar. Orders a drink. Somebody yells out “53” and everybody laughs. Somebody else yells out “108” and everybody laughs. Guy asks the bartender “what’s going on here?” the bartender says “everybody knows the jokes so well all they have to do is say the number of the joke and we all get it.”
So the guy figures he’ll try it. He yells out “15” and nobody laughs.
“What happened?” he asks the bartender.
And the bartender says, “You told it wrong.”
A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “what is this, some kind of a joke?”